| Santa was coming home after a latenight boozing. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he went out. As he neared his house, he took out his key to open the lock but he could not manage to put the key into the hole. After trying this repeatedly, he was tired. A neighbor who was witnessing the scene took pity on him and said, "Give me the key I will open it for you." Santa looked for a while and said to him, "The lock will be opened by me but do me a favor, please hold the house firmly, while I do the rest. Damn it, it is shaking like a pendulum." |